Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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