Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Star Shards Collected: 281

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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