Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition

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Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mines Excavated:	2314
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1111	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5292	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	629
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	191	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	94	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	5932

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.