Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition

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Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	995035
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magic Items Found:	6718

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	3147	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	892
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!