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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3665 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 842 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.