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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7855 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Potions Brewed: | 158 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!