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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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