CrazyCraftin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	822	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	3964
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crops Grown:	8431
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1723

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2