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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9332 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!