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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3442 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!