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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3152 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6987 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 291 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
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So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?