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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2602 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
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So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?