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But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7740
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Secret Passages Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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