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SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Potions Brewed:	198	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Votes:	2615	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	5513	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	710
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	170197
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2004
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1437

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	114	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Animals Bred:	115	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9319	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	106
New Chunks Explored:	764586	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8