| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re epic! We once had a battle where everyone was riding on llamas and shooting arrows blindfolded. It was chaos, but so much fun!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8143 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6524 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 167 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3270 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Version | |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username: Duvahl
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7
A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.
A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.
A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.
A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1608 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 8228 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!
Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.
So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9023 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 872 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.
oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.
so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Factions |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!
Join Season 1 now! Discord Link
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join CollideCraft? | Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences. |
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them. |
| How can I report a player for griefing? | You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.
So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6160 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.
Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness
