Crankhouse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	76434	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8078
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	139

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	100
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Emeralds Found:	369	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	99/900	Votes:	2465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3