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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5666 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.