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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5238 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.