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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7411 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 6983 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.
