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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 626 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.