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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 264 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.