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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3230 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Votes: | 9873 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.