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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 1714 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.