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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9469 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.