CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	384112	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Items Found:	1318	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9231	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8305	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	New Chunks Explored:	966414
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7089
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4109	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Items Found:	1332	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2119
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11