Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hotness levels are off the charts and the gameplay is even hotter! Join us for a steamy adventure filled with sexy pixelated characters and spicy builds.

Ever wondered if having sex with someone hot feels better when you’re hot yourself? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your Minecraft character will be so hot, you’ll be melting blocks left and right.

Not only will you be building and exploring in style, but you’ll also have the chance to engage in some steamy roleplay with other players. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

So come on, join us on the hottest Minecraft server around and see for yourself why being hot in-game is the key to a sizzling good time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

    Server Name Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
    Platform Minecraft Bedrock
    Server IP insomnia.minecraft.pe
    Port 60272

    About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

    Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

    Join a community-driven world where you can:

    • Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
    • Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
    • Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

    Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Insomniacs SMP? Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
    Is the server community-driven? Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
    Are there survival challenges on the server? Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
    How can I show off my creative builds? You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

    Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server
    Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8926 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mines Excavated: 2756
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 69 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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