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DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Ores Mined:	882
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8830

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dimension Hops:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Votes:	8124
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3336
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3527

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4270	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Animals Bred:	72
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2274
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8