so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 333
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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