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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5089	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	236	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	970
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3206
Ores Mined:	3798	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	4369	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3803	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	126202

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Spears Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	3322
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	279
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1