CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1317

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	9706
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1937	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18