CraftyVuittonAgent | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	79

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	4725	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6842

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	954
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Animals Bred:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	206831	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5561	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1331	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	292
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?