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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4763 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 456559 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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