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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1688 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 222 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
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