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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4853 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Farms Harvested: | 823 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!