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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8705 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!