so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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