so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7851

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5232	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Animals Bred:	125	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4528	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	1829	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	208

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9671
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

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Overview:

FAQ:

What is Enival?

What features does Enival offer?

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Starlight SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

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