so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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