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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3087 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.
our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
