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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 457 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.
our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
