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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
