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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1711 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 162 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
