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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7725 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7934 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
