So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ores Mined: 7593 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 112 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 273 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Animals Bred: 26
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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