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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3850 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.
but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!
