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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5525 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.
but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!
