CraftyTeenWisdom

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	835753	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4344	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9989	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	155
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3962
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crops Grown:	8567

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2227	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Towns Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.