CraftyTeenWisdom

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Animals Bred:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	1353	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	931876
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.