CraftyTalibanBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this crazy new Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? You gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing tuxedos. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9103

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!