CraftyTalibanBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this crazy new Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? You gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing tuxedos. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCMech

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A incredible server feel free to join we are taking staff apps now warning this server is currently work in progress and we need builders and devs asap as well as players enjoy this server is currently friends with the youtuber spectroknife plz sub to him

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Giporymc

Earth, Economy, smp, Survival, Towny

GiporyMC is a server that started back in 2020. We are remaking it hopefully bigger than before. Experience a 1:1500 Earth map with Towny so you can start your own nations and go to war with people who won’t submit to you. Or be peaceful and not get involved with it, your choice.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GCPixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

This server is ran by one person so if there any bugs or lag or anything that effect your play Experience let me know in my discord and also if you have any ideas of what I can add let me know and ill try to add them in the next server update. If the server is down it ether A. I’m updating it or B. the server hosting that I’m using is down or I need to find another server hosting place. Please do not beg or cheat. You can use journey map and pixelmon information’s. Please do not use any x ray if you I find out that your using them then you’ll may be ban for a few days to a few weeks depending on how many time you been you been banned before if you keep on using hacked clients or even x ray you will be ban for up to 1 year or even longer . I will do special even that allow you to use x ray and other mods like that. If you have any ideas of what I can do for events let me know in my discord. I think I said it already but if you have any bugs or issues please try to keep in mind that I’m only one person and need time to fix or solve something. thank you for reading and please follow the rules that are on my discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3153	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	291262	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.